They're Growing Up

We are fast approaching two birthdays in our home - those of munchkin #2 and 3. Munchkin #3 will be 11 years old in a few weeks. It's hard to believe that small infant I can remember holding is rapidly approaching my own height. A family that we are friendly with has a 14 year old boy. I remember him at 10, and he was roughly the same size as munchkin #3 is now. I recently saw this boy and he now, a mere four years later, tops 6 feet in height. It struck me when I saw him that in three or four years, I too might be looking up to my youngest. How odd that will seem!

The other birthday we are approaching is munchkin #2's. He will be 13, making me the mother of TWO teenagers. One has been quite the handful, so two seems to me like it will be double the trouble. However, these two children couldn't be more different in personality and temperament. Maybe I'll get one easy teenager in munchkin #2? I can dream, anyway.

I wish there was a way to turn back the clock sometimes, although watching all of them grow and prosper is also warming to the heart. Still, I'm a mother. I miss my babies and toddlers, and I'm not sure when they turned into these small adults I see before me. Then again, a friend recently had a baby. My first thoughts were something along the line of, "I wish I had a small baby like that!" Then, memories of diapers, bottles, getting up in the night, and all the rest came flooding back. Maybe teenagers are not so bad after all!

Seriously though, for as much as people joke about having older kids, it can be a fun stage. Work and stress? Sure. But, they are really coming into their own and developing their own ideas and passions. Beyond that, the work side of parenting is less physical now. No hoisting a small child up onto a changing table and wrestling to change that diaper. No running after a two-year-old who managed to get loose in a store. Now, you have to talk with them and find out who they are. Sometimes you need to second guess them and figure out what they are trying to pull off too. I get mad sometimes, but then remember my own teen years where I did the same kinds of things.

Letting go and letting them make their own mistakes is the hardest part of parenting now. You so desperately want to protect them from it all - but, you can't. It's all about them stretching their wings and learning to fly at this stage. They can't learn to fly inside the nest, much to my dismay. I suppose I'll get used to the idea one day!

Indoor Waterfalls and Big Ticket Expenses (Or, Who Needs a Budget Anyway?)

We've had a rough week. The refrigerator died, and then we had a mystery plumbing leak spring up on us. After tearing out walls and ceilings, we finally traced it and shut it down. Now, a mere 24 hours later, it's dripping from the ceiling downstairs once more. I dread trying to figure it all out yet again. I don't think I was cut out to be a plumber, even part-time. Maybe we should just call it an indoor waterfall and be done with it.

The refrigerator is truly dead, especially when the estimate came back to repair it and it was in excess of $700. The unit is only 6 years old, and the repairman calmly told me that they only last 7-10 years nowadays. You know, I'm not all that old, but I still remember the days of 30 year old refrigerators. Why, with all our technological advances, did we go backwards on the design of these appliances? Yes, I know. Planned obsolescence. How can they get your money every few years if the thing continues to work well for 30+ years? It just wasn't something our budget was expecting. But, the new one (total price cheaper than the estimate to fix the old one) arrives in 3 weeks. They can't even deliver them fast anymore. So, 3 weeks without cold food. This ought to be fun!

The car is also on its last legs, so we went car shopping today. It’s amazing the things they have in them nowadays, and even more amazing are the price tags. We moved pretty quickly into the used vehicles after suffering severe sticker shock on the new side.

Munchkin #3 is very excitable and makes the various salesmen hopeful of a sale by repeating over and over, “I LOVE this car!” as he bounces around happily. What they all figure out eventually though, is that he does this for each and every car we look at. It can be a clunker from 1980 with two billion miles on it, no tires, and rust holes the size of Texas and this kid would run up to it and scream, “I LOVE this car!” What he really loves is the process of looking at new cars and the possibility of getting one. Of course, if and when we actually buy one and trade in the old, he’ll cry. Change is not his thing and we’ll endure weeks of “I really miss the old car, can we have it back?” It might seem like he’s never satisfied, but it’s more just that desire to keep everything the same and routine. Routine is king with munchkin #3. I think the built in DVD player in our top choice might help him get over it all quicker though. TV in the car – like they don’t get enough already, right? But, hey, maybe my husband and I can actually have a conversation in the front that isn’t interrupted every 30 seconds. What can I say? I dream big!

Elvis in Rapture, or How to Survive Church Services with Kids

We have raised the kids to be fairly religious throughout their lives. We're blessed with a parish that accepts children in services, even when they get a bit loud or inappropriate. Our priest actively encourages parent's to bring children as well, so we've always felt very comfortable. We have, however, had our share of mishaps in church - some humorous, some mortifying. In retrospect, they are all now humorous, but I do wonder how we got through some of them.

There was the time the youngest munchkin was acting up around the age of 3, so his father took him by the hand and whispered, "I'm taking you to the car!" Three-year-olds have amazingly loud and clear voices in such situations, I've found. To our horror, this small, sweet, angelic child shouted out, "GOOD! It was boring in here anyway!" Certain members of the congregation still snicker when they see this child. He is also the one that found the bingo machine at the tender age of 2. Two-year-olds have an amazing knack for finding out how to remove the lids of things, and then finding the power switch. Stories still float around about the bingo balls that were flying everywhere and the small boy trying to catch them and put them back in, sensing his own impending doom. I won't even go into the potty training years on church grounds. Suffice to say the child was never modest and the priest had never had small children around much. Use your imagination from there.

The older boy had his moments as well. There was the time, when he was all of 4, that he became convinced the priest was actually Jesus. No amount of explaining was going to deter him. Finally, after a long talk, he said, "So Jesus is in the church still, right?" We agreed and told him that Jesus was just invisible. He digested this for two days and we thought we had finally gotten him over this weird obsession. Sunday came. We are experienced parents, we really should have known better. As the service began, the priest led the procession down the center aisle towards the alter. My precious 4-year-old stood up on the pew and screamed out, "See mom? I TOLD you we could see Jesus!" as he pointed to the priest. More snickers from the congregation. We're known in that church.

The kids, when they became of age, all wanted to be alter servers. Munchkin #1 began the trend and she has been doing it for the better part of six years now. Her brother joined her the next year when he became eligible. He's never been as comfortable as she is, but he's found the things he likes to do and does them. He's not the type to branch out to new things, as she is. Different styles for different kids.

Meanwhile, the youngest sat in the pews and anxiously awaited his turn to be up on the alter. By the time he was approaching the right age though, he had already been diagnosed with the Tourette's and his repertoire of tics was quite impressive - and disruptive. We worried. We're parent's; that's our job. I spoke to the priest, who basically didn't even want to hear my concerns. He told me if any child in the entire congregation, regardless of any other issues whatsoever, wanted to be a server, he would be happy to have them. He's a wonderful man and true to his word, he trained the youngest three times longer than anyone else until the munchkin was comfortable, and then he brought him up during a service. He's been serving for two years now and loves it. This is one of the only places he does not fight with his brother and sister - he tells us God is watching, so he must be on his best behavior. I tell God to keep watching!

His tics don't go away on the alter, but most people have learned to ignore them. Sometimes it's more difficult, such as when he's making rather rude sounds during a reading, or shaking his arms when carrying the jug of wine. We still worry - it's still our job. But today, things were going fairly smoothly. I had taken the oldest and the youngest to church by myself as munchkin #2 and hubby were at an all day wrestling tournament.

Munchkin #3 was having few tics here and there, but nothing overly noticeable and nothing too disruptive. Then, they hit. I realized he had been trying to hold them back because when he does, they will explode out of him after a while. This was an explosion. The entire congregation was singing "Gloria," and I began to hear the odd snicker. I know that sound, I have "mother's ears" that focus in on it instantly. Looking up to the back of the alter, I can see my youngest son in the throws of some pretty severe physical tics. Of course, given their nature, I'm probably the only one who realized they were indeed tics. As we sang out "Gloria" there he was, raising his arms up in the air repeatedly, head going back over and over, mouth opening, and body shaking. He looked like either the rapture had taken hold, or he was channeling the spirit of Elvis. Or, some weird combination of the two. I looked over at my daughter, who was actively snickering. I looked at the priest. He had wisely closed his eyes to avoid laughing. Meanwhile, Elvis in rapture continued on. I wanted to crawl under the pew, or laugh hysterically - I wasn't sure which. Instead, I lowered my eyes and sang, willing us all to just get through the song.

We did get through it, and his tics waned as the energy began to get used up in him. I mouthed to not hold them back and he nodded. The rest of the service I could see that he still had tics, but they were more manageable. The service ended and I let out a breath I didn't even know I was holding. One more mass under our belts and the spirit of Elvis seemed to be behaving.

After the mass, I had to wait for the kids to take off their robes, etc. People came up to me and told me what lovely children I have. No one mentioned Elvis or rapture, only that it was so nice to see them serving God, and so nice to see the older one helping the younger throughout. This, my friends, is what being a Christian is all about. Overlooking the imperfections we all have and seeing the positive. We are very lucky.

Troubles at School

Well, munchkin #3 strikes again. My "welcome" to the new week was a call from the principal saying he stole some pens and pencils from his special ed teacher. He loves this teacher, I can't imagine what he was thinking. Or, that he was thinking at all! The principal stressed that he told the truth when confronted, so I guess that is something. I personally hate lying, but I do understand kids do it. I'm glad maybe the years of stressing the importance of telling the truth seemed to have sunk in.

We asked him why he did it and he replied, "Because I wanted them." This is a 10-year-old, not a kid in kindergarten. He knows better. The principal said he is not acting like himself at school and we've noticed some of the same behaviors at home. He has no impulse control at all. He's more defiant; more aggressive. I don't know what this is - could puberty be starting so soon? Or is this something to do with the medication we switched him to back in November? Or, something else entirely? Sometimes it's all a guessing game.

He did get tears in his eyes when we pushed him on why he would do this. He mentioned kids teasing him at school and insisted his tics are worse at school than at home. Guess I need to call his teacher in the morning and verify that. Sometimes he gets an exaggerated idea in his head and it's real to him, but not to the rest of us. However, it's entirely possible he is getting more nervous at school due to the teasing, which will increase the tics. It can be a vicious circle. Any strong emotions - even positive ones - will make them worse.

I am so glad we see the TS doc next week. He's going to get an earful!

Back To School And Routine

It's been a busy week. The kids went back to school on Wednesday and we always hold our breaths with Munchkin #3 (youngest). There was a time when he was younger that he would have a real problem going back after a vacation like this. Thankfully, the last two years he has not had that reaction - he runs happily back into school and the routine he loves so much. This time was the same, but we still always have that worry in the back of our heads. When you have a kid like this, you know things can turn on a dime. You know that everything can be stable going to bed one night and by the next morning, things have fallen apart. It's happened so many times in the past that you learn to not trust the good times too much. It is just so easy for it all to fall apart.

His last battle with the tics was like this. He had enjoyed an almost tic-free summer - we heard or saw one or two every now and again. This phase lasted so long that we began to think maybe his TS was improving, even though we had been told to expect it to get worse as he approaches puberty. Then he woke up one day about a month into the school year with constant, non-stop tics. The night before, he had been fine and almost tic-free. Makes you wonder what exactly happened, but it is simply the nature of the disorder.

Most people have the view that the tics are either under voluntary control (they are NOT) and annoying (okay, they are that). When you have a child with near constant tics, going out is an adventure unto itself. Even relatives are annoyed and embarrassed by the child's bizarre behaviors. Imagine if you will taking your son out to a restaurant. Should be a simple, normal, and even routine thing by the time the child is 10, right? Now imagine that child is squeaking, spitting, grimacing, yelling out nonsensical words, throwing his arms up in the air, and shaking his entire body - non-stop. He puts food on his fork and jerks his arms, sending the food flying. Food goes in his mouth, but he has to spit at just that moment, so out it comes again. Then he begins to get upset because people are looking, staring, making rude comments. The more upset he gets, the worse the tics get.

I think you can see my point. Going ANYWHERE is almost impossible. School became a nightmare, and life became one as well. His body hurt from doing these motions over and over again, his throat hurt from all the vocal tics. The only time he got a break was when he was sound asleep, but try just falling asleep doing all of the above. Thankfully, he sees a specialist who changed his medication and got them under better control. We still see more than we did over the summer, but he's back to living a normal life again at least. Well, normal as it gets, anyway.

Back to school though. I got off the track a bit! They all went back on Wednesday and of course the two boys were sick (and stayed home) by Friday. Can't win - germs seem to follow my three around and attack every other day. Yep, I know every parent feels this way!

Anyway, on Thursday morning, I finally realized something. Getting the youngest (Munchkin #3) up and dressed for school is always a challenge. Well, he didn't want to wake up and was running late as a consequence. So there I am telling him to hurry, he's going to be late, put your shoes on, etc. and I look at him - he's going slower and slower. The more I say to hurry, the longer he has to take to do even the simplest of things. My frustration levels, needless to say, were sky high and here's this kid just glaring at me. Hmmm. Normal kid passive/aggressive behavior for being hurried when he doesn't want to be? I'm beginning to think so. He has been very resistant lately to anyone telling him to do things he doesn't want to do. Now, all kids resist that, but he does it by whining and complaining loudly, and just not listening to anyone else. He does this endlessly until he either gets his own way or finally gives up.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here, but I haven't quite figured it out or what to do about it. He's always been a difficult child to discipline as he doesn't react the way other kids do. When he was younger, I'd put him in timeout and he'd refuse to come out of it. Or, he'd have a meltdown. So, you never know with this kid. But, I am starting to see that this latest bit is his way of protesting things he doesn't like. Don't get me wrong - I'd MUCH rather have this than hitting or meltdowns. But, I'm wondering how to get past it, especially things like the slowing down when you're late thing! I will need to give this more thought.

Welcome to 2008

What a way to start 2008 - Munchkin #3 (youngest) had a meltdown first thing this morning. Now, by "first thing" I mean 11am. We stayed up last night to watch the ball drop in Times Square on television, so the routine was definitely off. This didn't help. With TS and it's associated disorders, routine is king. But, it was New Year's Eve ... we wanted to make it special. Sometimes, even when routine is king, you just have to go with your gut and make those memories for the kids. Of course, then there is the morning after.

Ironic that I was reflecting on the animals we lost during 2007. Apparently #3 had been thinking along the same lines because this morning he began crying about the dog we lost to cancer. This became a full-blown "meltdown" before long. For anyone who has never experienced a child during a meltdown, it is difficult to describe. They just lose themselves in the misery of whatever the situation is and no amount of reasoning gets them out of it. It's been my experience that you just have to repeatedly tell them you understand how they are feeling, and wait it out. Eventually, the meltdown runs out of steam.

In the case of this morning, he progressed from missing the dog to crying hysterically that he was terrified the rest of us would die and leave him all alone. This is his anxiety disorder showing it's ugly head. I hate the anxiety disorder. I have watched it wreak havoc with my son's life for years now. I can take all the tics and obsessions and even the hyperactive and impulsive behavior. But, the anxiety kills me. It makes my little boy terrified and there is nothing I can do to help him other than listen and try to calm his fears. It rarely works, although as he gets older, he seems to bounce back better.

Anyway, the meltdown lasted almost an hour. Worst one we've seen in a long time. He's calm now, and his sister has been playing with him all afternoon. Every once in a while, I can see the sweet girl she really is underneath all those teen hormones! They all return to school tomorrow and I hope the return to the routine will help things. I also hope there is no anxiety about returning. We've had that in the past where, after an extended period of time off, he has trouble going back into the classroom. It's part separation anxiety for being away from us, and part school anxiety since he tends to have a tough time in school and always has. For all that though, he stills wakes up with a smile on his face every day. I love this kid.